Sunday, 03 November 2013 02:55 PM
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To the girl who was a dwarf friday night and a sauce on saturday night named Megan I wish I would've got you're number and left that party with you. From Raph the red ninja turtle
#fthepolice
Sunday, 03 November 2013 02:19 PM
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I've been trying to find a bi-girl to have a one time 3 way with me and my bf, and I keep hitting dead ends... isn't there anyone out there whose game? We don't care about looks. Just a great attitude
Sunday, 03 November 2013 02:07 PM
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So, I had sex with this guy the past 2 days and he's talented but now I just want to fuck him constantly.
#Nymphoprobs
Sunday, 03 November 2013 01:46 PM
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Kevin J, you are such a sweetheart and definitely one of the funniest people I know, and it definitely doesn't hurt that you're super attractive ;)
Sunday, 03 November 2013 01:30 PM
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Does anyone else have a playlist they listen to while they poop? Perhaps a "pooping playlist?"
Sunday, 03 November 2013 01:17 PM
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I've never seen a ginger kesha..... but after last night I wouldn't have minded transferring some of that glitter from your chest onto mine if ya know what I'm sayin
Sunday, 03 November 2013 01:03 PM
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For every step I take, I like to think I am one step closer to finding the girl meant for me. ~Another girl
Sunday, 03 November 2013 12:59 PM
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The worst kind of pain is the heartache you get after hurting the person that meant the most to you.