Sunday, 03 November 2013 09:37 PM
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I feel like I am surrounded by people that make excuses to drink and I am the only one that is making excuses not too.
Sunday, 03 November 2013 08:52 PM
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I want a lesbian cuddle buddy.
Sunday, 03 November 2013 08:41 PM
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what are some SUPER easy GE III social science and/or GE IV humanities to take?! Blow jobs could be involved for good advice!
Sunday, 03 November 2013 07:37 PM
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My friends and I live in overflow and we put decorated pumpkins outside our door for halloween. Sadly they were stolen. To whoever took them that was really rude and our faith in humanity is lost :(
Sunday, 03 November 2013 07:33 PM
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I apologize in advance to everyone on campus for when you see my shitty attempt at No-Shave November. So if you see a crappy mustache and pricklies coming out of my chin, I am giving you permission to laugh.
Sunday, 03 November 2013 06:49 PM
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Met an awesome girl and started falling for her and fucked it up. This is my life
Sunday, 03 November 2013 06:13 PM
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To the girl singing in the basement shower of Sutherland on Saturday morning... you have a very lovely voice :)
Sunday, 03 November 2013 05:17 PM
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A couple nights ago I took a shit that was probably the width/circumference of a pint glass. My asshole is one loose bitch when it wants to be.