So I'm sitting here eating alone and I've realized my friends only talk to me when they need something and ask me to go out with them when they need my car to get there and then procede to ignore me the whole time and then don't understand why I'm not happy. Hmm I wonder. I guess it's easy for people to feel like it's okay to use me.. I'm sick of feeling like I have no real friends.

There's this girl who I had a hunch that she liked me kinda. She's pretty cute and seems really sweet. I totally would like to get to know her more. But I think I fucked all that up this weekend when I saw her out. I think I hurt her and now I come across as not so much of a good dude as she thought. I feel pretty bad about it and just wish I could show her that I really am a legit dude who wants a real girl in my life.

There's no greater joy I get from the Davies bathrooms than using the Dyson Airblade.

I like someone that I shouldn't, I blame it on the fact that he's been through alot like me.

I wonder how many umbrellas i've seen today

Sometimes I eat my boogers.

My biggest pet peeve is when is when people bitch about their weight yet they go out and drink every weekend. Like maybe the reason you're gaining so much weight is because you drink like a fucking whale. Save some for the goddamn fish.

sorry to the girl in davies that said hi to me at around 12:30 on monday, and i didnt remember who you were. i might have been intoxicated slightly when i met you.