If you were pretty you'd understand how far it gets you in life

I know this is super awful to think but I kind of hope my best friend and her boyfriend break up. I can't stand him all he does is troll on everything I post and say. It's annoying as hell. He always tells her she needs to go to angry management because he always and dishes her to go hangout with his guys. I would be upset too if my boyfriend did that to me too. It just bothers me that he never tries to be nice. I don't have any other problems with my others friends boyfriends but him.

The University is bring in big name people to preform and stuff. Please tell me that means we are getting closer to bringing in Bo Burnham? please?

I met this great guy who treats me better than any guy has treated me in the past year. I thought I wanted to be in a relationship, but now that we've been hanging out I'm not so sure. I really don't want to lead him on, but he's so fun to talk to. I don't want to friend zone him, but I don't think I can do the whole relationship thing right now. I've been hurt too many times before, and I'm terrified that it's going to happen again. I almost feel more content being single now than before we met. I don't want to hurt him the way I've been hurt... But I'm strugglin.

the guy who helping me in the business writing center today, you have the most beautiful brown eyes ive ever seen. you were really nice too! wish i wouldve asked for your name

My mom called me yesterday to make sure I keep it in my pants so she doesn't have to pay an extra $6000 deductible with ObamaCare to cover the cost.

I smoke marijuana

Okay honestly Im just tryna find a guy to cuddle with. Watch movies & just chill. I just broke up with my asshole boyfriend a few weeks ago and I miss cuddling! I'd say I'm pretty okay looking. #thirstyforsomecuddles #sorrynotsorry #judgemeifyouwant