Girls be like, OMG I WANT A COUNTRY BOY.... Wait you chew?? That's soooo gross. The hell you think a country boy is?!

Where are all of the girls that talk about how much they love giving head?!? I need to find them!

Sometimes I wish my roommate would stop trying to pick fights with EVERYONE! #Probs

To the guys blasting JBeibs Christmas album, you made my week. I love you.

Yesterday (Nov 5th) at like 11:45ish, I saw this blonde girl near the front of the Davies marketplace. She was wearing an olive green long sleeve shirt. Not really trying to sound too objectifying here, but holy fuck were your tits just unreal. They were huge and had good shape to, not just some saggy nonsense. Plus she has a nice ass and a pretty face to match. Basically, she was pretty fuckin gorgeous, no lie. Body admiration aside, I really gotta find a way to get to know you.

I’m so scared you will forget about me.
I hope that it pleases your heart that mine stay with yours,
Over and over again,
Until we both are graying and fragile, fading, yet glowing.
I hope in that day seeming distant, but not at all, our hands covered in our Lives’ maps envelope one another’s.
I hope they cross paths.
I hope you will tell me—your ‘unfamiliar old friend’—over and over again on your Hazy days, how much I remind you of me.
And I the same, when you’re lucid and I am not.
I hope you remember me, even when you forget.

Looks like I totally went to the wrong school. There are absolutely no "hippie" guys here. I am just looking for a man that loves the environment, and would love to smoke and talk about this beautiful world. Please tell me you are out there. This girl is getting lonely. Like this my friend. And I will add you.

I have never been to the 5th floor library because I'm afraid I will get glared at for sneezing or tripping (I'm clumsy)