I wish my gf would kiss me in public. I guess I like pda. She does not.

I keep telling myself that this is the same stuff I have been going through for the past four years and I just need to keep on going, but I can't help feeling more and more that I just want to curl up in a ball on my bed and cry.

I SWEAR. If you are one of those groups of "bros" all walking in a pack in the mornings to class... I would sincerely like to throat punch you.
i. you are taking up 3/4 of the sidewalk.. so people heading the opposite direction can't get through.
ii. if i even wanted to get past you with a prayer of a chance to get to class on time, you killed it.
iii. Unless you are walking Mach-10 to get to class while in this "pack" formation, GTFO.
none o this lazy ass "i have all the time in the world" shit. People have places to be.

Alright, to all of the idiots that eat at the caf:
1. To-go boxes are not to be given out after 9pm. That means get there before that time if you want one on a week day.
2. On weekends, only Platinum can have a box, still before 9pm.
3. The people wearing the red shirts are the student managers, if you really have a problem, talk to them, don't get mad at someone wearing a blue shirt because they only do as the are told.
4. If you return your to-go box, you will get the money back for them, so return them so other people can get them.
5. The caf is their JOB, if you don't know what that is, look it up. Most people there will follow the rules to keep said job and if you have a problem with them following the rules, no one cares.
6. They are not to let you in before the caf opens, or after it closes, so get there at the appropriate times.
7. You need to get a new to-go box if you are using one. That means just exchange it to the cashier
8. The west side (pastabilities, ole, etc..), closes at 10 EVERY NIGHT and not open on Saturdays, don't be that asshole that shows up at close, remember, these people you piss off are making your food...
9. Know what you want before you get up to order, they have to feed a ton of people and everyone complains to them when really the customers are the problem.

I'm a little disappointed that the Admin. of this page chooses not to post certain confessions because they just don't appeal to them yet they continue posting ridiculously immature ones like "I have an oversized butthole." and "so and so is cute!" How about you post the ones that I know others have been sending that are a little more mature but never get posted..

[Admin]: I have nothing against mature confessions. I put through confessions that are for the good of the page. You know, to prevent it from getting shut down?

Max from the BMB marching band, you are still one sexy muthafuckahh. I'm sure you don't know who this is because believe me, it's not who you think it is ;) It makes my night seeing you in the caf working... damn you look good in your work clothes. But I am always just too nervous to come talk to you. Oh well, one day I'll stop watching you from a distance... maybe once I stalk you enough to figure out where you live.
Until then,
your creepiest secret admirer ;)

My roomate gets off every night night while im sleeping... or so he thinks.

To those girls and one guy in the basement of Oakridge tonight....you were loud but HOT DAYUMMMMM. Keep it up.