I just want a vegan chick to spank me all night until I cry and yell out "Mommy".

to the really tall guy... i think your name is josh m something? you have dark brown hair and long eyelashes, you seem like a good time hit me up ;)

Kyle from towers north 9th floor, you just made my night. I've had the shittiest day and your smile is contagious. :)

When we lived together in the dorms a few years back, you left your computer on. I saw all your naked pictures with him.

The guys playing Christmas music in Horan, can we please meet? I seriously love you guys! Date me?

Good lord, I always hate looking at comments on here. Some people say the most self-righteous and angriest things because they disagree with something. People confess about things that aren't seen as very popular, and then the respondents just type up some insult. It actually makes me glad I don't know some of you spiteful folks (and I know many aren't that way). Heck, I know this sounds self-righteous, but I find it ironic that sometimes the biggest defenders of issues (like the whole obesity trend on here) are the most vocal bullies.

Can I just be done with life now? Thanks that would be awesome. I have the pills ready. The people I thought cared don't. I can't get over what has happened to me. I feel like my whole life has been pain and hell. The only time I feel better is when I am drunk or taking drugs. #fuckdepression #hatethis

Fuck the new tongs at the salad station in the cafeteria. They suck at the one job they have.