WHY would anyone want a country boy?! Give me a cutie in glasses :)

I love this quote:
*Quiet voice: "Say thank you . . ."
*Loud Voice: "NIPPLE SALADS!"
*Quiet voice: "Close enough."

Ladies of Oak Ridge-
Quit leaving your dirty tampons on the shower floor! It is rude because the RAs have to pick them up, and you're disgusting. Seriously.

Snap-backs should be banned from McPhee.

Soooo, anyone know who the group of three doctors were last friday for Halloween (on water st)? Talk about a good lookin group of guys.

I confess that I am totally crushing on a tall, well-dressed international student. I think your name is Chen? You are so cute!

Leave it till the guilt consumes, fucking in the nearest room. All our friends were unaware, most had just passed out downstairs. To think I'd hope you'd be okay, now I can't think of what to say. Maybe I misunderstood but I can't believe you're feeling good from post break up sex that helps you forget your ex. What did you expect from post break up sex?

I am dying of laughter because the front desk girl just said "it's quiet hours and then said "what does the door say?" then proceeded to mimicked the alarm door sound really loud........... HAHAH!!!! Made my night.