I love fucking with people. Like, not even relationship wise, just in general. Like being a wise ass is the greatest thing ever, and people never know whether or not to take me seriously. It's fucking great.

In regards to the confession with the girl bitching about her long distance boyfriend not always replying to her. I mean, no offense, you're probably just annoying him. He has a life outside of you and no one likes a clingy person. Just give him some fucking space. Second of all. QUIT YOUR BITCHING. Seriously, think of people who have significant others that are deployed. You go fucking days without hearing from them and have no idea whether they're dead or alive. Honestly, it's one of the worst fucking feelings in the world. So quit your bitching.

This is the longest crush i have ever had on someone. Maya W, you are really nice and i love your laugh :)

To the guy who has the white chicks ringtone saying "where the white women at?" Ever damn time u get a text message, get a new one, it's annoying as hell when I hear it every day in class

Tip for towers residents on floors 4 and below who take the elevator to 5th and walk down: instead of using the center stairwell where everyone still in the elevator can see you and complain, walk down the 5th floor hallway that corresponds to your own and use the stairs at the end of the hallway. Now maybe those who live higher up in towers will find something better to fucking complain about.

I kept asking myself "why are all the awesome guys I meet taken?" Then I realized it's because they have a woman so they treat me as a person and not something they want to screw.

So shout out to the ladies who are actually dating those awesome guys. Good for you! You're probably pretty awesome yourselves

I confess. I'm not a real country boy, I'm only in it for the fashion. Sure someone in my family owns a farm, and I've helped out on it. I just love my boots and chew.

From a guy living in Horan to the guys on first floor blasting christmas tunes: Please turn it off. I can't be in my room without hearing it and it's really annoying.