One time I stole about 12 cookies from the caf when I was drunk

PEOPLE STOP GETTING PREGNANT. I don't understand how people get pregnant this day and age , you either have to be super fertile or super fucking dumb. I mean maybe I just can't have kids and that's why I don't have a baby yet, I'm not sure but it upsets me when I see people this young have children without being married. I will not tell you congrats because the reality is you and baby daddy won't last. Hate to be brutal but it's true. Then what happens is a split up family and I'm sure that's tough. I see this more and more these days. What happened to the days where people had kids with only one person. Now you will have a baby with this dude and then maybe get married and have a family with someone else. I don't know it's fucked up . I want kids with one man and one man only .

I'm in the bathroom in my dorm taking a dump when Party in the USA came on the radio. I jammed out hardcore. #sorrynotsorry #noshamenovember

The drunk bus is sometimes even better than the parties...

I would absolutely love to go on a date with a guy again. Go get some lunch or dinner, actually talk and get to know each other, just hang out and have fun. If it all goes well, then give me a kiss before I leave for the night. Throwing in a little bit of corniness on this date would make it all the better.

I had sex with ome of my best friends who was in a relationship at the time and now we don't talk. I wish i wouldn't have screwed that up.

Do girls really automatically dislike other girls that are prettier than them? I just think that is insane!

I just realized a couple of days ago that I had feelings for a guy in one of my classes. But after doing some online creeping, I'm 90% sure he's gay. Now I'm sad :( Oh well.