Shout out to Collin J. You're beard is fucking great man, keep it up! :)

Shout out to that girl who works at the library. I think you are so beautiful. Hope I get the chance to know you, I think your name is Hannah.

P.S. sorry for sleeping in the library

To the girl bitching about the girl who was upset that her boyfriend hadn't responded to her in a few days. Wow, calm the fuck down. I can't imagine how difficult it must be to have a boyfriend who is deployed, but seriously? That doesn't make it okay to freak out on someone else who is worried about their relationship. My long-distance boyfriend and I text each other daily, if he stopped responding then I would be super worried too. You don't know anything about that person's relationship the same way they no nothing about your relationship. Don't get all upset at them because you're not able to speak to your boyfriend every day.

who is the kid always either wearing the USA hockey flat brimmed hat or the blue beanie? you have blonde hair and I think you're in InterVarsity. suuuuper attractive.

So many of you have dependency issues... Stop searching for friends and boyfriends/girlfriends. It doesn't usually work like that. The difference between loneliness and being alone is your attitude. Stop depending on other people to make you happy.

Sebastian from The Singing Statesmen/Innocent Men is super adorable. You can sing to me any night. Your voice just makes me melt. Keep doing what you're doing!!!

Grant N. From the singing statesmen hot daaaayyyyuuuummm. You single?

Went to the caf today and got in line for lasagna. The guy says to me do you want meat or.. and meant to say vegetarian but instead said vagina. I told him I would take meat... I don't know if it was a freudian slip, but it cracked me up.