To the girl at el patio last night (11/8) think your name was Ashley? Damn you have a nice ass!! Single?

Oh my god! Stop posting your fucking love want ads on this page! Are you really that desperate? And I'm sorry, but "I want a guy who will cuddle with me when...." doesn't narrow you down really far. Neither does wanting a guy who will want to go for walks, watch movies, play video games with you, spoil you, deal with your cranky ass in the morning... Any guy would do this stuff!! And if they won't, they probably want nothin but sex. Because guess what? I you truly deserve him and he deserves you, he'll do anything to make you happy, as you should for him. These stupid want ads make me want to vomit.

Thanks to whoever dropped my phone off to the front desk of the caf, i wish i could thank you in person! :D

Anyone interested in buying a hookah? It's a .little one foot one, hardly ever been used, comes with coals and shisha. $30

I'm afraid to get into a relationship. I've never been in one, I haven't even ever kissed anyone. I'm just afraid that I'm going to be awkward and make things not work out. I think I end up friend zoning myself most of the time because of this. I just don't know what to do anymore.

I feel so inferior to everybody else. I just want to make a girl my world and make as happy as can be, and knowing I do that plus her making me happy by just being there will make me as happy as I can possibly be too. Just a girl to be there for me, as I will be for her. But that will never be the case, and the more and more I see people around me with each other and happy, it just reaffirms that fact. :(

The statesmen wearing blue pants on thursday (11/7) You are the best looking man on campus!!

If I were the chancellor I would have implemented new outfits for the ceremony... Something cuter:)