Ladies, if you're worried about getting a " good guy" don't dress like you have daddy issues. Modest is hottest coming from a guy.

When a girl's purse hangs lower than her skirt. #ICant

to the super cute guy that wore a green flannel and a monster snapback to the hockey game on saturday, i wish i would have had the courage to talk to you!

Why am I even in college? I should just drop out and become a surrogate mother. They make good money and I'd be giving people the gift of life. It's a win-win situation.

Sometimes I'd rather starve than go eat at the caf. We pay so much money for our meal plans WE DESERVE EDIBLE FOOD. Honestly, where does all our money go?

My freshman year, (2009) I made 4 best friends. I don't know what happened but sophomore year I was the odd one out, only 1 friend still paid any attention to me. I left school that year for family reasons and the same friend kept in touch with me. Nearly 3 years later the other 3 "friends" are still conceited dickheads, and I'm so glad those bridges were burned. If I was still friends with them I'd be fake, wasted, and constantly looking for hook ups. I may be behind academically, but I'm exactly where I want to be with my life.

Jake that works on the cafe
You are EXTREMELY cute, with the black-rimmed glasses, blue eyes and curly-ish brown hair.
Sorry I was so shy when you made my sandwich, but if I looked at you, I would've been blushing the whole time...

I saw someone who looks like you. It made me remember what we had. I can't believe that I still feel this way even though you're gone and you'll never see this. I miss you so much.