Sunday, 10 November 2013 10:56 AM
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Sunday, 10 November 2013 10:51 AM
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I had sex with an English major as payment for writing two papers for me, while I focused on my core classes. Those papers got me A's, she had the time of her life, my GPA is currently 3.9, so everybody wins!!!
Sunday, 10 November 2013 09:41 AM
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My grandma was born in 1939 and I noticed she still has a perky butt. This gives me great hope for the future of my butt.
Sunday, 10 November 2013 09:35 AM
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So, I just had sex and it felt so good, but she kept looking at her watch. And I cried the whole time. I think she might've been a racist. She put a bag on my head... does it still count?
Sunday, 10 November 2013 08:42 AM
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To all these people complaining about people living on the 4th floor and using the elevator: My dorm doesn't even have a damn elevator and I live on the 4th floor. But if there was one, I would use that shit all the time.
Sunday, 10 November 2013 03:42 AM
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The bouncer thst was working the door at the pickle tonight is fuckin sexy. Mhm mhm goodness.
Sunday, 10 November 2013 02:16 AM
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Everybody hates me, and I fucking hate them. Why are people so damn cruel. I am the nicest as can be to everybody, and where has that gotten me? I hope I get discovered 10 miles down on the damn river
Sunday, 10 November 2013 01:41 AM
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Sometimes you can try your hardest to be the good guy but still end up the villain. I learned that you can't save everyone no matter how much you want to. Ariana, I am sorry I couldn't get you back to your room safe. I'm sorry for everything that happened.