I, a man, will remain faithful to my future wife and will not be having sex with anyone until I am married to her. http://themattwalshblog.com/2013/11/09/abstinence-is-unrealistic-and-old-fashioned/

Honey, I know it's been a rough couple of months and we haven't quite been ourselves as a couple, but I know we'll get through it. I love you, and I know I never want to be without you.

I have no problem not letting people use things that I spend substantial amounts of money on. It also makes me upset when people just assume they can use my stuff over and over if I do let them use it. If you need to keep asking to use the same thing, just go out and buy it yourself because you obviously need it.

Did anyone apply here knowing in their gut this is where they should be?

I'm interested in girls who like knitting and cats. I think I was born in the wrong decade. Or century.

I had sex with my best friend last night. I can't look him in the eyes now, not because we had sex, but because I didn't expect him to be that damn good.

To the people who complain about people on fourth floor taking the elevator... what do you really need those 15 to 30 seconds for?

EVERYONE SHOULD COME TO THE CONCERT CHOIR CONCERT TODAY! IT IS GOING TO BE SO GREAT! I AM SO EXCITED. 5 PM. BE THERE.