You always wear a maroon minnesota crewneck to the car, you have brown hair and are sooo cute!

I was walking down the hall and saw some dude with his dick hanging out in Putnam. Biggest I've ever seen.

Jamies on, shoes off, door open, penis out, ready for business.

I used to think I was A-sexual. I went my whole life having little no sexual desire to kiss, make out, or even have sex. I never found people sexually attractive, besides the little "oh he's kinda cute." I have kissed a couple of guys before, but the idea of having sex some point in my life was just so gross to think about. I was just so frustrated and felt like I needed to see a councilor, because I felt something was wrong with me. I felt like I was never going to find a long term boyfriend here, because I would never be okay with the idea exposing myself to them, even a little until marriage. I know there are some great, amazing, and sweet guys here at UWEC, but the reality is they're still men with needs and desires. So one night, I decided to hook up with a nice guy I've known for a while. I didn't know what to expect. But when we were finally having sex, something just felt... right! I was out of control, because I was experiencing intense feelings for the first time in my life, and at that moment I think I finally knew what it meant to be horny. After that, I've just been seeing life in a whole new light. Guys are suddenly more attractive, my heart beats like crazy whenever a guy talks to me, but now I'm just a little confused. Was I ever REALLY A-sexual or was I just missing out all these years? I have no regrets for what happened that night, I think it might have been one of the better decisions I've made in my life.

I'm really disappointed that I never got a Hogwarts letter

So are there honestly any guys here interested in bigger girls or do I have to start losing some pounds?

Ok, so everyone is really good at keeping the Towers computer lab a quiet study place, except for the ResCom workers. I'm sorry, it's annoying and I have a paper to write. Can't you just shut the door?

I think they made a mistake when they nominated Channing Tatum as one of the sexiest men alive. Channing Tatum is NOT how you spell D.J. Haas.