hockey is so hot

i want to befriend all the black people on this campus because black people never fail to make my day.

i am single and a girl and still love my ex that has another girlfriend now but guess what, ive never been happier in my entire life than i am right now because i dont write ads on the confession page about men that are entirely created in your head. you girls need to seriously chill down and figure out what is good in your life instead of focusing on what you dont have and then guess what, people might actually wanna be friends with you since you wont be constantly bitching about being alone and blah blah blah.

MOVIES MAKE CASUAL SEX LOOK SO EASY

The intuition that you are going to be dumped is by far the worst feeling ever.

I can't stop drawing penises in my notebooks

I confess that I would love to and plan to end up with one person later on in life but I do not feel "dehumanized" because I have had sex with multiple partners. What's comfortable for me does not have to be comfortable for everybody else.

I find all these towers elevator confessions funny because in KT (which is only 3 floors) no one cares if you use the elevator