The only reason I check this page is to see if anyone wrote about me

Quit your botching about how cold it is. We're in Wisconsin. It's not cold until your nose hairs freeze.

Anyone who has any part in that Christmas music blaring from Horan is an immature asshole. The SOLE reason for that is to annoy the shit out of half the campus because you KNOW it pisses people off. If you want to listen to that music before Thanksgiving, be my guest, but there is NO good reason for making everyone else listen to it. Let's try and act like we're not still in high school, shall we?

You are perfect for me :)

how do you go about casually asking a friend that you'd like to occasionally make out

I completely respect the janitors and everything they do for us, but when they make a ruckus when it's nap time.. Someone is asking to die.

To the asshole who took some of the flags on campus and flipped them and re-stuck them in the ground, eat shit and die. I fixed all the ones I found changed. You, sir or ma'am, can go get skull fucked.

I'm not even horny but I can feel my heartbeat in my vagina...