after seeing all these confessions about how sexy hockey players are....i wish i still played hockey, i was a goalie for 8 years and miss it a lot but cant afford the equipment anymore :/

I want to have anal sex right now. Why does my boy friend have to live in Minnesota?

Even though you're kind of being a little mean to me.. I know the way you looked at me on homecoming tells me differently.. Not sure if I hurt you or what.. but it's hard to let go. Not even my ex of over 2 years looked at me like that...

Everybody here is such a follower... "Hate on fat people!" "Sexually Deprived" "D.J. Haas!" "Towers Elevator bitchin!" "Does he love me, does he love me not?" "I can't poop." "I'm pooping." "To the blonde girl in the shirt in the class i love you and want to marry you." "Statesmen. Statesmen. Statesmen." "Where are all the -fill in the blank- people at?" "I really want a guy who...." "what happened to everybody that doesn't drink? I miss them." - jeez people. oh look, now i'm a follower for copying you all too, oops, by bad. I guess the diversity in our posts is just as rampant as our diversity on campus.....

The only good thing about my roommate is his Netflix account.

I have always wanted to be a dancer. I watch videos all the time, but don't know how to get started. I just want to be elegant and beautiful, instead of my "bro" appearance now. I love dancing, and I do it all the time, I just wish I could do it as a career.

The amount of pot i smoke in one day is directly or equally proportional to the amount of chips i eat

Idk what to do about my bf. Sometimes it feels like he wants me to be two different people: someone funny and someone sexy. The problem is that we've been together so long, idk how to reinvent myself. (or even if I should)?