1. Dating gay men is hard.
2. So totally heard a guy fapping in the Schofield basement bathroom the other day. Favorite quote/poll on the stalls there "Do you like sausage?"
3. Seriously, too many discreet/straight-actors here, if I wanted to date a Jock/Bro I would just hangout with the guys on my floor more often. #yournotmytype #sorrynotsorry

I may be in love with Jared S. in towers north.

my friends and roommate have spent the last 5 minutes trying to water torture each other in my room

I have a newfound attraction for ginger men.

I sing when I poop.

Every time I find a girl I'm into they pretend to like me for who I am. Then they try to change me into their perfect man and bail once that fails. I suppose that's why I've given up on searching for the one.

I think Blue Mountain State sucks.

I've made better friends here than I have in my entire life. I don't want to leave, because I know that they won't be waiting to hang out when I get back home..