When I find out someone's left handed, it makes them more attractive to me.

Julia L
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That is all

I pulled a Rafi from The League and jacked off while shitting just to try it.... it was pretty disgusting

Sending hookup requests makes me nervous.

Jake from the calf tonight the 14th, you have the most gorgeous eyes. Can we be friends?

the very first thing i do when i get home is take my pants off, regardless if other people are home. no shame

Hey guys, (literally) I have a male friend whose preference is male and he is a bit nervous to ask anyone out. So he has agreed to go on a blind date with a person of mine and my roommate’s approval. Are there any men out there that would be interested in going on a blind date.

Just flicked the bean in my kitchen because it was the warmest room in the house. Sorry not sorry.