To the person that hit the traffic barricade at the bottom of the hill today, I hope you're alright! I wish I could have done more to help. Get well soon.

I'm horny and sick of being single.

If you don't want to get scared by a bike passing you, don't walk in the middle of the fucking sidewalk, bitches!

I was on higher ed hookups and d.j haas is not on it. There goes my dreams!

I think it's annoying how much people get offended about dressing up as another culture for Halloween. I'm 100% Jewish, and if somebody wanted to dress up as a rabbi or hey even a holocaust victim if you've got the crazy skinny bod, go right ahead. Until you're comfortable and secure enough with your own heritage to let somebody else harmlessly poke fun of it, maybe you are the one who needs to take a cultural diversity class.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

I just love when our professor leaves in the middle of our chem lab.

What do I want to see on this campus...? The Singing Statesmen singing "Wedding Qawwali" on the Terrace of Davies.

So much love.