When you hold a door open for a girl and it's so clear that you're doing this, and then the bitch goes and uses the other unopened door instead. It's like fuck your bitchass you don't need to virtually slap me in the face like that.

Jake from 1st floor Murray… get at me! I wanna pour maple syrup on your buttcheeks. Please tell me you have a higher ed hookup! I got a hankering for some nice pan-butt-cakes. ;)

A campus-wide snowball fight needs to happen

Women's basketball is sucking it up so far. Sadly not surprised after last years stats. Dislike watching them now.

Ben from the Bridgman Front desk... I think youre really cute

Soooo I’m finally giving in to these "want ads" on this site. I just want to meet a girl that I can take out to dinner and maybe go out with on the weekends I don’t work, but also doesn’t mind just staying in and watching Christmas movies all night (if you don’t like nightmare before Christmas I don’t like you). I want to find somebody I am comfortable with, to hold a conversation with about anything and everything. After nearly 3 years here, I just want to find a girl who can bring out the best in me. Even if it is through a “want ad” on these sites.

Hit on by straight dudes guy here: I'm not going to make the first move if you don't show an interest in men or experimenting with them. Because most straight dudes who aren't interested make a huge fuss over getting hit on by guys.

Hey, you wanna shut the fuck up? This is a STUDY lounge.