I made eye contact with another girl today, needless to say its getting pretty serious between us. #lezbehonest #bonerGarage

I can never poop when somebody is in the stall next to me. There's just no way I can do it. If someone else with the same fear sits in the stall next to me, there's going to be an infinite time loop that will probably rip through the space/time continuum and destroy the universe as we know it.

I hate waking up drunk!!!! Ok just kidding, I love it but I feel like we need to pretend to hate it

To the 'guy blasting christmas music out of Horan'- I do think calling the cops was excessive, it should have been handled with dorm-level authorities, HOWEVER you've seen people posting confessions for this about a week, you've had people come to your door- obviously its been bothering people. not trying to be a scrooge or anything, but you started playing it literally a month and a half before christmas and its repetitive noise. Truly any kid of noise gets under the skin once its been playing over and over again. But even though you KNEW it was bothering some people, you didn't halt it. That's why you're being frowned upon. Also, a story was shared with me once of a person who was raped around christmas time in their home. After this happened they became extremely adversive to anything Christmas related- the tree, THE MUSIC, and even their own cat who was in the home. It induced major anxiety in them. If someone happened to have an aversion such as this to Christmas music here on campus, this would make them feel very uncomfortable :/ "

I went on chatroulette just now and i told the guy i wasn't gonna be able to show him anything.. but he pulled his pants down anyway, and then was begging for me "help him out" by showin him a lil something. he didn't think i was serious so i pressed next. i'm all about the conversation on there. he was hawt, but he just didn't get i wasn't flashing any of my "business" for him. i don't even feel bad for leaving him hangin.

To the damn construction workers outside of towers that decided to do construction at freakin 4:30am, thank you for waking me up after crying all night when I finally fell asleep.....I you all can poke fun and say "they're just doing their jobs", but at 4:30am come on, on my only day I get to sleep in

To the people that drew a massive penis in the snow after first snowfall outside of towers south, thank you, waking up to that outside my window Thursday morning made my whole day! Keep it up!

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