Guitars make men into instant studs

to the ResCom worker in towers today, thanks so much for fixing my computer!! I can actually see my work now! made my week

Flipping through the channels, stopped on Dr. Oz by chance. They are talking about squashing... where overweight women sit on men or purposely gain weight to sit on men for sexual pleasure... i am sorry, but that is some weird shit.

All the sayings like "women without curves are like jeans without pockets, no where to put your hands" and "real men like curves, dogs like bones" annoy the crap out of me. They encourage obesity and no I don't think you need to be skinny to be beautiful, you have to be HEALTHY. If you're a nasty, fat greaseball (of either gender) that doesn't take care of yourself no, you aren't beautiful. If you eat healthy and do what's best for your body then that's what makes you beautiful (along with a nice personality). So PLEASE stop encouraging obesity and being lazy because the world would be a much better place if it was filled with motivated, healthy, and beautiful people. Not to mention we could distribute all excessive food we don't need to eat to the people who go hungry.

To the girl who came down the Towers North staircase and saw that I clearly couldn't carry the two huge boxes of stuff I had on the ground on my own and asked if I needed help carrying it back up to my room after you had just walked outside, you are so sweet, you proved to me there are still generous people out there, thanks again!

I live with a Chinese vampire.

To the guys who came out of Sutherland on Thursday night yelling that it was your birthday at midnight. You were all very attractive. Like this and we'll add you! :)

The Simpsons porno makes me laugh more than the actual Simpsons.