You know its a good time when your boyfriend and you are having a high moment and you realize you both were just sitting there, dead quiet chewing pretzels into shapes to make each other's names..

Whoever is messing with the bathroom stalls in Oak Ridge, please stop. The blood and poop stains, tampons, and sanitary wrappers are disgusting, and it's time to grow up. Most importantly, it's totally rude and unfair to the janitor. He is the nicest guy, what a slap in the face to him. Thanks.

I kinda wanna sleep with my roommate.

making out is my favorite hobby... and I have been told that I am pretty good at it...

I have been datin my boyfriend for 3 years now, and he still thinks I've never masturbated. He tried to influence me to do so, and he thinks it's cute that I am "so innocent". We've had sex, so it's not too bad, but sometimes, I wish I could show him how it's done ;P

To the guy who was wearing a Zelda hat and a Beatles t-shirt: I want to have your babies. (Metaphorically speaking)

I shave because it arouses me. when I walk and my pants chafe down there.... hell yes.

I am in Intervarsity And I Believe in Evolution and that Noahs Ark is a myth based on Gilgamesh