I am always hoping a girl will ask me for a sex..

My apologies to Celeste and anyone else that I was an asshole to at 1205 Graham... apparently I did a lot of stupid shit that night that I don't remember at all :/

When I know someone's trying to poop in the bathroom but I need to be in there as well to do my makeup/brush my teeth, I always turn on the sink or hit the hand dryer to try to make them more comfortable. I gotchyo back girl.

Its a turn on when guys say that they know that girls poop and fart and that they don't really care.

To the asshole who took a girls soap and poured it all over the carpet on 8th floor, grow up you piece of shit. Now our janitor who is the sweetest man in the whole world, has to spend an hour cleaning it out of the carpet. I honestly don't understand what is wrong with people.

Hey people who eat at the caf! I don't know if you realized this yet, but as college students were supposed to be able to clean up by ourselves and that includes our dirty dishes! I got real sick of bringing other peoples' dirty plates and cups to the dish carousel because they were to lazy to do it themselves. It's gotten really bad this year, so I'm assuming it's mostly freshmen doing this. You're mother does not work there, so clean up after yoselves!

Alright so I met you on Friday and you tried to take my hat and trade it for yours..and then I met you again last night somewhere else and we talked about it and you tried to take that hat too! Anyways I believe your name is Matt but you were super cute idk if you remember me :(

I hate the fan at the caf! What is the purpose of it still being on? It's like 20 degrees outside.