So apparently my roommate has an extreme dislike toward me. Anyone looking for a new roommate at semester?

Short, Blonde guy in Crest at 10 PM tonight (12/2) wearing a gray tank, white shorts and red shoes..
love the muscles. keep it up. you were my an inspiration to lift longer tonight ;)

I would like to ask, does anyone on this campus have Celiac's disease? My girlfriend has it, and its strained our relationship more than once. if someone on campus also has Celiac's, i would like to get to talk more about it with you so i can learn to treat her better.

The garbage on Top 40 radio stations would make Mozart roll in his grave. I'm sick of it.

Stephanie F in my FLTR class, you are gorgeous. You single?

So I'm really glad I just ate because all the semen I just swallowed threw off my appite.

Just warning people who are registering for Bio 221 in the Spring Semester, ask yourself if you REALLY need that class. A noticeable amount of students have dropped from the class and the work load is MUCH more than you expect. The Lecture exams feel like they're asking riddles and the Lab quiz/exams feel like they want to take off as many points as possible. There are currently people with good grades in the class, and they deserve it because they must work extremely hard for it. If you're thinking of taking Bio 221, just be prepared for a lot of work and still not getting the grade you want.

Whenever I take a shit, I play Jetpack Joyride.