Even though no shave november is over so many girls loved the beards! Y'all are called pogonophiles! just saw it on pinterest and since y'all are into labeling others here is yours.

Would rather run into a fire fight than try and talk to this girl in front of me.

Seriously, who the fuck thinks it's okay to piss all over a toilet seat?

I just wanna party.

I had sex with my professor to get a better grade. Yes everyone it actually does happen and it was worth it ;)

People who walk in the middle of the bridge with giant umbrellas, blocking people from passing their unbelievably slow pace, deserve a special place in hell.

I've seen Jon with his shirt off and dressed as magic mike now why can't zach do it? I feel like those two should just come to work as magic mikes every time they work. Good ol pickle boys.

Truth is, even with everything that happened earlier this year and all the false stories and rumors going around. If you and I could just sit down and talk it out. Id probably give us another try. To really work. Cause you made me feel more comfortable and at ease in my life than ive ever felt before..