I can't stand my roommate. Can you go get a life and leave our room already?

To the people that smoked up on 7th floor in Towers South yesterday, why didn't you invite me?

I'm a guy who's not single and had/could have everything if I didn't push people away. Why am I depressed. I thought for so long it was because of my family situation but now that I'm away I'm lost as to why I feel this way. I've never had suicidal thoughts I just feel terribly sad inside me. Its like it grows from my chest. Pure sadness. I have a hard time connecting with people due to not knowing how to communicate socially. It is hard to have friends that are girls having a girlfriend and all. Some days I just sit in my room in the dark or sleep for hours. I'm so scared. but nobody suspects me of being like this.

It seems like all the attractive guys were hibernating until today. So many attractive men especially you, sir in the black cowboy hat in Davies. Also, all the hot bearded men. I want to cuddle you and your beards.

I can't be the only one that wants to hook up with a hottie in a private room in the library!

All these guys call me amazing and want to date me, except for the one i want to be with... :/

#5 on the UWEC Men's Basketball team, please be single.

Can we, as the entire student body, have a massive snowball fight one of these days?