To the jerk that is dating a girl named Abbey, either grow up or treat her with dignity. There are other people out there that know how to take better care of her! #hopeyouseethis

Not gonna lie, I enjoy watching people fall on this ice haha #sorrynotsorry

I confess, THE CAKE IS A LIE! (Sorry Marie Antoinette, there is no cake to let them eat)

I'm a 21 year old virgin. Sometimes I wish that I would just get raped at a party to get it over with. I don't actually like guys so its not like rejection would be a problem.

There needs to be a place where I can get crab rangoon at 9:30 at night delivered to campus.

Worst smell of my life: period farts in the shower.

Mariah W, I know you've been through a lot in your life, but you continue to be the most optimistic girl I know. I've never met such a sweet and genuine person. Never change. You deserve the world :)

I went to speak with my professor about a recent paper. She wasn't able to tell me why she docked any points I asked about, and she said I didn't need to improve on anything. However, she will not be giving me back any points and I have no way to know how to get a better grade next time...