I wish Obama could run for a third term!

I wish I didn't have to eat alone so often.

You know what pisses me off? People (or a particular person) who bash other majors and claim their's to be the best, the hardest, most rewarding, whatever. Then they have the gall to say that they could do just as well in their classes if they had an "easy" major. Oh, I'm sorry that I'm not a science or math major, but from the various examples of your poor use of the English language and poor communication skills I would say that you could not do what I do. Just like I could not solve a chemistry or calculus problem. Perhaps the reason why I do well in my classes is because I work hard and study and don't sit around at home watching Digimon or playing LOL and waste my parents' money.

To the girl that I was walking past in the library hallway that I couldn't stop looking at. You smiled at me, I'm afraid I failed to return it, not because I didn't want to, but I was honestly astonished at how good looking you were! You had brown hair, glasses, and you were bundled up pretty tight and you were beautiful. -Blonde Guy

I don't know how it happened, but Ben J is single again. Time to move in for the kill ;)

The first thing I do when I get back from class is take off my pants

I technically don't have to go to my english class for the rest of the semester, but I still go just so I can avoid my roommate for an extra hour of the day.