Taylor E at walgreens today(12/10), you... are VERY attractive!

To the girls in the study lounge tonight (12/10) talking about the VS fashion show: for starters, shut the fuck up, this is the study lounge. Now for my rant: One, most of the models don't even have implants, so get your facts straight. Two, you say they look sickly without makeup on? NEWSFLASH BITCHES: so do you, along with the majority of females on this planet. And finally, the only reason you're ripping on their bodies is because you're not comfortable with your own. So unless you're perfect yourself, which I'm sure you can admit that you aren't, you should probably shut the fuck up about other people's looks. Do not take your own insecurities out on other peoples' looks. Those models work out. They have muscles. You don't get muscles from starving yourself or purging, you get muscles from hard work. So get your ass to the gym if you don't like the way you look.

That is all.

So I made a fake higheredhookups account to catfish my friend who had an account. In the few days that I had the account, I got 3 dick pics, 16 hookup requests and about 40 messages. Y'all are some desperate motherfuckers...

that moment when you see your first love (and still have feelings/hold out hope for) is "liking" online jewelry stores that emphasize their engagement rings... I guess she really is more than just another one of his flings :/

Every time I see one of the people in the caf with the portable vacuum strapped to their back, I imagine them just... beginning to levitate like they have a jet pack or something. It makes my day every time I think of it.

How do you handle dealing with the one that got away? Idk I've been trying for months to move on and just can't. every girl I talk to, I just end up comparing to her and want her back more but she doesn't want me back. I fucked up so bad. God Damn... She moved on, and I can't seem to.

im considering dropping out of school next year.

My roommate never covers his mouth when he coughs. It's nasty. I call him out on it every time but he will only do it pitifully using the back of his hand and respond with "What, I covered it that time". Like this if you think people who don't cover their mouth when they cough are nasty.