While I was having sex with some girl, my roommate was under my bed doing the same things on his futon .. you can say we're bros

I want to share my love with someone so bad it hurts

I am terrified because I am ninety percent sure that I will get suspended from college, despite anything I can do. It would be only for one semester. But I am already barely holding it together. I have no plan for this, and have no clue what to do if it happens. I'm panicking inside, and don't know how to deal with it. I'm afraid if I get suspended I might ever come back to college and finish my degree, and worse, afraid that I won't want to.

So my guy friend is in a pretty committed relationship. His facebook posts are about what a lucky guy he is and about how much he loves his girlfriend. However, the last time we hung out, he tried to kiss me. I have never met his girlfriend, but I feel sorry for her. However, I still feel more loyalty to my friend. It just disgusts me seeing his posts now, because he has also sent me very flirty texts, and I don't think that's okay to do when you're in a relationship.

I wish you were my big toe so I could bang you over every piece of furniture in my house.

My roommate has no idea what dead hours means. When I'm studying I don't want you to walk in and start playing your crappy country music.

What do you think if you have sleepover with your bf but no sex? We are together for 2 months now but not exclusive yet. I've been to his place every weekend and slept there twice without sex. I have no idea if he's serious into me since he hasn't mentioned about being in relationship with me... Help!

Ke$ha is my jam. No shame.