Shout out to the jerks in oakridge who came running down the hall screaming. Yeah I get that you're trying to have fun and be funny, but it wasn't funny. You woke me up from my only nap I could take this week. Thanks losers.

Currently studying for my Anatomy and Physiology FInal...just got to the male sexual arousal... and I am so turned on right now. It is clear I haven't been laid in a year, when my notes are making me horny...

To the guy watching The Office right now (12/15) at like 5. You are sexy! And the fact that you watch The Office is even sexier! I totally would've talked to you but you had your headphones in!

If I am trying to relax and do my homework/study for finals, I don't need you coming up to me and asking me if I believe in God/support The Bible. If I wanted to join your organization, I would have done so already. Also, once I say I'm not interested, please leave me alone. Don't try to continue the conversation when I say I have to leave and go do something. There was a reason I was getting up and putting all of my stuff on. I have somewhere to be and I can't stand here talking to you.

My life is basically one giant episode of How I Met Your Mother...I've got Lily, Marshal, Robin, and an overly horny friend to fill the Barney role. I remind myself of Ted and if I mention that everyone agrees fairly quickly. So now I'm just waiting to meet the mother. Took Ted 9 seasons...I'm hoping for a shorter wait

I'll shovel my sidewalk when EC plows our streets. So I doubt ill be doing any shoveling this winter

Dear finals,
Last time I was fucked this hard, I was at least brought out to dinner first.
-Sincerely, your fuckee

Zach M makes me so happy! He is just a great guy with a huge heart! His smile lights up a whole room. And he's a good looking guy! Is he single? Keep it up!