Michael L. Even though you're short and awkward i just want to kiss your squishy little face.

To the two tall guys with vibrant blue eyes who were doing tricks with their eyebrows studying in Towers south quite study lounge, my friends and i would like to get to know you two better ;). If you're out there, my friends and I would like to have you two up to our rooms sometime ;)

My goal by senior year: Have sex in the library on the 3rd or 4th floor.

Having a roommate who lays around watching Netflix and stuffing his face all day is more than enough motivation to stay fit. You look nasty and pathetic dude. Thanks for the motivation to not let myself ever look like that though. Maybe next semester you'll actually leave the room and meet people.

I really wish UAC would get Bo Burnham to come here!

finals week is a good time to catch up on sleep

I made the mistake of not checking my grades all semester, and just now I noticed I've either failed or barely passed all my math exams and quizzes. I've been studying my ass off for the final, and I'm praying I can pull through.

My life feels so empty without BMB playing across the river.