Tyler G, wow you are sexy. I want you, end of story.

Women are stupid.

I want you to somehow survive a major car crash, and somehow not survive a small fender bender on the way back from the hospital.

I believe there is nothing more manly than showering with 5 other men.

I just want a girlfriend already... from a girl

If life is an ocean, than I am a deep and handsome fish. A fish that is drowning.

I like oreos and pussy!

Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts.
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts.
No if and's, and or but's. I fuck sluts.
I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-suckin,
You'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking,
But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking.
Boo to the nice girls! Praise be to slut fucking.