Thursday, 19 December 2013 10:42 PM
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Well I hope you're doing just fine, but know that I'm not.
Thursday, 19 December 2013 10:16 PM
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And with that, a distinguished fuck you to my group members that didn't do any work on our massive final group project.
Thursday, 19 December 2013 09:59 PM
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I just wanna get a blowjob tonight since finals are all done...
Thursday, 19 December 2013 08:48 PM
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I hooked up with my best friends sister. He doesn't know and now she tells me that she is pregnant! Do I tell him? Or do I just ignore the issue and defect to Canada?
Thursday, 19 December 2013 08:40 PM
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2nd Floor 12/19 8pm. Dang that twerk. Keep doin' what you're doin' Boo. ;) Dat Booty.
Thursday, 19 December 2013 08:38 PM
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Autumn, I think you live in Putnam? You're absolutely hilarious, beautifully stunning, and I am sure I'm not the only one when I say you light up my day every time I see your face! Keep doing you, girl!
Thursday, 19 December 2013 08:29 PM
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I really wanted to have sex with you before I left for home… It's gonna be a loooooooong break. Maybe some sexting will be in order…?
Thursday, 19 December 2013 08:08 PM
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I've always loved Braveheart and now got my eye on a cheeky Scottish lass! Maybe she will take her kilt off for me!