Friday, 20 December 2013 11:47 PM
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If I don't play some pond hockey or go drunk sledding this break I will be sad
Friday, 20 December 2013 11:46 PM
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Sometimes I wonder why I don't know shit about my finals, but I know every single line of Mean Girls.
Friday, 20 December 2013 11:45 PM
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My best friend is pizza.
Friday, 20 December 2013 11:42 PM
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I'm afraid guys think my roommate is hotter than me so I hide her acne medication
Friday, 20 December 2013 11:34 PM
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I think it would be awesome to have a class where you just masturbate and watch porn. Once you orgasm, you're free to go!
Friday, 20 December 2013 11:33 PM
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I just want a girl to be friends with in public and then fool around with behind close doors. And yes I'm a girl
Friday, 20 December 2013 11:32 PM
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FINALS CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL, I NEVER KNEW HOW HARD I'D FAIL. ALL I WANTED WAS TO PASS THIS CLASS, ALL YOU EVER DID WAS FAIL ME
Friday, 20 December 2013 11:32 PM
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Girls you can fake anything with me! Just keep that smile genuine!