I didn't realize I had a major underwear line under my spandex until I got to the gym. That was really embarrassing.

It occurred to me a couple days ago that I was probably taking the first shit in this particular bathroom in Centennial. Generations of students will use this stall but im the first. I will always be able to look back on that moment.

I'm making it my goal this semester to have someone post about me on either here or on the admirers page

I just want someone to make a post about me on here

I know this bothers me more than it should, and I know there's going to be a lot of people thinking "well, people can do whatever they want and shouldn't be judged"; But, it really bothers me when atheist celebrate Christmas. I mean, it's a Christian holiday.

Starting to fear I will not get out of academic warning

I feel like I don't fit in with anybody, and that I'm completely isolated here. Other than the Greek life I'm involved in, I feel absolutely friend-less. Not to mention I feel like I'm judged everywhere I go. Ugh. When will it end :(

Yeah... Haha holy shit. I was like "wtf" then "phew..." Then "wtf" then "phew" the "that's disappointing" then "sweet it's gonna be better" then "I was right!!" Then "Nevermind..." Then noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! I need to know.......... And I thought it was over like 600 times....

Please tell me someone else watches Sherlock... Like a lot..