To the guy wearing shorts, long socks and a sweatshirt today. For a college student you are pretty fucking dumb.

What is up with this cheap ass toilet paper at EC? It's making my ass chafe in this cold weather. Two Ply where are you at?!

Nobody knows how empty I really feel on the inside..

I think it's funny how controversial it is for us having school today. I mean yes, fair enough, we are generally known for cold weather in the midwest…blah blah, but this is abnormally cold weather. Considering the unusual circumstances I can see why some people are upset for us having school. It can be hard on our car's engines and some people don't know how dress right. If we get an abnormal amount of snow school is canceled, so really what is the difference? See the connection I made there.
I took the bus so I didn't suffer too much, but when everyone around you doesn't have school, it DOES seem a little unfair. Especially because Eau Claire bridge is one of the coldest places in the U.S. Oh well, I guess that's life. Life is most definitely unfair at times. Glad to see Eau Claire is teaching us life lessons. Go Blu-COLD?!

Phil you came into Highland last week and i havent seen you there since, im hoping i see you again soon :)

I feel like I'm the only one who's been single for almost 3 years and okay with it...

Dear tall, athletic, shaved head basketball player, I just wanted to tell you that I think you're perfect. You're one of the funniest, nicest, and smartest people I know. Maybe one day I'll actually tell you how I feel ;)

Reading these confessions has informed me that our campus is highly populated with pussies. All I do for bundling is wear a hat,sweatpants, and a hoodie and I'm good to go. I live a 25 minute walk away from campus and I solved that by taking the bus. It's warm in there and comes every 10 minutes. All these pussy ass bitches complaining need to recognize that Midwest life they signed up for and buck up.