Had a college athlete in one of my classes that thought Oklahoma City was not part of the United States until The Oklahoma City Bombing which was and I quote "When United States forced Oklahoma City to join our nation by bombing the hell out of it." It makes me feel a bit sad for our future when I see girls swoon over people that are this dumb. Sorry for generalizing IK most athletes are smart. He was Hockey Team btw.

Danielle W, we've only spoken a couple times, but i would like you to know that you have gotton me hooked with your beauty and awesome sense of humor.

To the guy who works at the salad bar some nights really late. You are absolutely perfect. We've talked before and I'd really like to get to know you better ;)

I confess that I am really freaked out by this weather. Between here and Australia I can't help but think whatever is coming next isn't going to be good...

I wonder who broke that really nice TV on 7 north. You are pretty fucking stupid to punch a TV like that.

Days like today, I wish I had an adorable girl to cuddle with.

Does anyone else think it's too hard to get cocaine around here?

Sometimes, I feel like the stress of trying to get into grad school is going to kill me.