Now, I know you can be happy in life without being in a relationship, but I'm at the point where I want to share the happiness with someone special. That way, we can smile together, laugh together, and overall, just have fun together. I dream about the day when I can meet a lady like that.

To the lady driving the silver Honda Civic/Accord that I helped get unstuck on Thursday at around 3:30. I would love to take you out for coffee sometime.

i dropped a class today because the professor said an inaccurate fact about star wars.

Occasionally I can hear my housemate and her boyfriend fooling around in the shower...but I don't want to tell them because it's awkward, so I just put headphones in until they finally leave.

I've masterbated at least 4 times today....mama needs some D!

To the very nice and very attractive guy working at the rescom desk on the 30th around 9. Two very grateful girls would like you to know that we appreciated your services and your face. Please stop by 7th floor north anytime to help us technologically impaired ladies.

I didn't make any friends when I came here and now I spend all my time in my room playing magic the gathering against myself...If anything I just want someone to play with...:/

To the kid with the tumblr account, I know the feeling. Must admit I used to run a lesbian twitter anon with 4,000+ followers.