I like girls who are tall. Like 5'8"-5'10".

If you really want to meet people on campus, buy a pack of cigarettes and if you see a group of people smoking light up and join them in conversation... That's like 1/2 the personality of a smoker, we enjoy smoking because it is a social event. Even if you don't want to smoke cigarettes just walk up and talk to us, smokers are the nicest least judgmental people on campus... unless we're out of cigarettes...

To the guy who hangs outside my Geography 111 class (in Centennial) three times a week:

I can smell your desperation a mile away. Watching you flirt with every girl sitting out there every time I've been in class is ridiculously annoying. Maybe if you stopped trying so hard, they wouldn't be as creeped out.

Sincerely, a disgusted student

P.S. You're scaring them away, too, dude. I haven't seen any of them come back.

My ex and I broke up last year, and now he's one of my best friends. And honestly I just want to have hot passionate sex with him.

After seeing the documentary "Mitt" I can't help but think how life would be with Mitt Romney as our president. America you screwed up

when i see tour groups walking around campus i always find myself thinking i hope they choose to attend UWEC !

Taylor on the hockey team...you are perfect. Good looking and seem quiet and sweet. I dont have the guts to talk to you but I wish you could be my valentine.

To that slippery-ass tile right in the entrance to Centennial: Fuck. You.