whats with the girls with the black and white flannel around campus about?

I met you last week. Well, I met you two years ago, but I re-met you last week and I found out you're the cutest, sweetest and most awesomes guy I could possibly meet right now. I ALMOST friendzoned you, but I changed my mind. I KNOW you'll read this and I know you'll know who it is. Confession: I like you.

I'm afraid I will never be happy with my body, but you would never know it by looking at me.

To the person who posted about business majors being easy, everything goes back to business. No matter what field you work in, you're going to have to have an accountant and HR for sure. I'm sorry your major isn't as "easy" but please remember, YOU CHOSE IT. If it's what you want to do with your life, don't complain. I'm not making you be a science major. If you want an opportunity like the career conference talk to the head of your department and see if they can arrange it. Rather than bitching about it, go change it. If you aren't willing to put in the effort to change it you have no right to complain.

I definitely mindfuck my coworker more than my boyfriend.

Sometimes I wish college life was more like Dragonball Z. I could use instantaneous transmission to get to all my classes on time, fly over long distances so I wouldn't have to worry about having enough money for gas that week, charge up my energy if I were feeling tired and worn out, give myself a badassed golden spiked hairdo and a well built muscular body to impress the ladies, and if somebody were to piss me off I could just send a Kamehameha wave their way and watch them be blown away into oblivion and not have to put up with their crap. I guess the constant yelling would also be a great way to vent my stress. Yeah I already know, I have to be realistic with my life, but a nostalgic nerd can certainly have his dreams can't he?

I'm sick of people saying, "you're so shy!" or "you're so quiet!" or my favorite- "well aren't you talkative today?..." Yes, I'm an introvert and it takes awhile for me to open up to people. Instead of pointing out the obvious and making me feel bad about myself, why don't you start up a conversation and actually get to know me.....

A couple of weeks ago I ate a metric fuck ton of Andy Capps hot fries which gave me the worst case of hemmroids ever. Seriously, it fealt like I hade a pulsing apple shoved up my ass. This hemmroids popped when I was taking a two flush mega shit and bled all over the porcelain... Fealt like the biggest zit ever exploded out my poop shoot. Anyways... It wouldn't stop bleeding so I had to shove a tampon into my asshole to soak up the blood. I'm a dude. For 2 weeks I would shove a tampon into my chocolate fun factory to keep my wrecked ass from ruining my jeans. Sucked so so bad