To the rat in Sutherland Hall who keeps reporting people for smoking weed, GO FUCK YOURSELF. We're not in kindergarten anymore we do not need to tattle on pepple. If you are reading this, you know who you are.

I think the business school is great. I'm gonna need people to do my bitch work someday

implying half of the business majors present on campus aren't doing it because "my dad is a business man and he has lots of money!"

Seriously I just want to have sex with this girl Camilla from one of my classes

I've had sex with 5 of the black guys on campus, and it has been some of the most amazing sex I have ever had. The best part is that they are all friends. Orgy sometime maybe?

So I really like this guy here on campus, but sometimes I cant tell if he is really into me or not. My boyfriend recently broke it off with me over break, and I can actually say I am fully over him. Anyways, I really don't want this new guy to think he is just some rebound, cuz he honestly isnt. I am actually really interested in him. Any suggestions..???

I'm excited to study abroad in Europe next year; not just because of the learning experience, but because I can grab a drink without getting ticketed by a cop and deemed a criminal :)

To the guys who sit in the back row of the 8am CJ 202 class..thank you for your endless supply of witty, sarcastic comments that entertain me immensely.