We have a love hate relationship, it is so exhausting. But i love you

The single most terrifying thing about our generation is the amount of people that are "dating" and have never been on a date. Guys if she's special to you stop doing the bare minimum.

I think I'm going crazy. Haven't slept more than a couple hours at a time for two weeks, barely eating one meal a day (no appetite), my anxiety has gone through the roof to the point where I can't even leave my Hall or go to the Caf without having a severe panic attack. And to top it off, I feel hated by everyone. I'm so scared, and times like these it hits me that I'll always be alone. I've seeked help, have a therapist, take meds, even been admitted to the looney bin and none of it is helping. I'm scared. Scared that I'll be alone forever, and even more-so that I'll live very long like this. :(

I just want to get a bunch of women together in a room and have them show me their boobs. I would love to play with them big or small! Lots of variety would be awesome.

To JSS

There is so much I wanna ask you. Like, are you guys reeeeeally broken up? O r is it just complicated because there is someone else? Or is there a slim chance there is no girl in your life? Or the nearly impossible chance that there could be something between me and you? I have believed "love at first sight" was so cliche until I looked back on the day that I first met you. You were sitting to my right on the first day of high school our freshman year and both of our faces were bright red because we kinda knew.... Or atleast that's how I felt. You shared that you had feelings for me but then dumped me because you didn't want to miss the opportunity of meeting other girls. If you are constantly debating whether or not you are witht he right girl then just think to yourself. Who has been constant in your life the past five years? Would it be that terrible if we were together? We are already great friends so why not take it to the next level? Our friendship has broken up my other relationships so I'm laying it all on the table. Can we move forward or should we just stop it all together?

-JLW

I was in the caf fueling up for my first bio 214 exam when I found two monstrous black hairs, each about six inches long, in my omelet. I didn't have enough time to get another one and I really wanted that omelet... So I bit the bullet, removed the hairs, and finished that sucker!

Ryan B can motorboat me whenever he wants.

Last night he went in for a kiss and just like that, I almost cheated on my boyfriend.