JRL,

I'm crazy about you! Every day we hangout, watch movies, and eat together. I don't think you realize how much it bothers me when you go out with other guys. I know you're scared of commitment, but we should go steady. :)

That moment when you realize you might have technically had an orgy on the second night of college...

I would date the shit out of Riley F. Long hair, don't care. With a double major of business and art? Hot.

Ever since I watched the episode of Parks & Recreation where Donna & Tom have a TREAT YO SELF day, I have been living my life to its fullest and have been treating every day as a treat myself day :)

We are all in college now and should be mature enough to break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend face to face not over a text message.. heartbreak over a text message makes the person getting broken up with hurt 10x more.

When UWEC confessions first started it made me think we were awesome. People did the weirdest shit and it was so funny and creative and weird and perfect. Now it just makes it seem like everybody who goes here is just an asshole. People are so rude to other people's comments. There are other ways to be funny than being a dick in the comments.

I love when my roommate leaves because then I get to take sexy pictures of myself......and then delete them because I'm ugly as fuck

So this guy thinks he's pretty hot shit and tried going after two different girls. Me and my friend. He didnt know we were super close and was trying to talk to both of us. At the same time. As she and I are sitting right next to each other. #jokesonyou #karma #dipshit