I will never understand how guys are so confused by bra clasps.

If you tell me you haven't watched The Avengers, I will sit you down and we will watch it!

I feel like I have no control over my eating habits! What's the healthiest thing to get in davies for a block meal?

I think I'm falling in love with you and I hope you are too. :)

So no one wants to have sex with me… looks like masturbation again. Sometimes, I get disappointed with myself. Like maybe dinner first? If I'm gonna be with myself for the long haul, I might as well treat myself right...

Everyone is pairing up for roommates next year and I'm kinda the odd one out right now. I am terrified that I won't have a roommate and need some advice...

My roommate is literally the nastiest bitch I've ever met, she is so F****** lazy its unimaginable....she's so fat/lazy she wont take her garbage out and not only is it stacked literally 5ft high it makes the house smell like shit. I feel bad for any man that ever gets caught in a relationship with you the amount of times I've had to take your trash out cause of smell is pathetic!

I want to live in the Digital World. Be a DigiDestined. Save the world. All that good stuff.