Tuesday, 11 February 2014 10:56 PM
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2/11/2014
To the girl that I said hello to when I was filling up my water bottle in towers south. You are cute and I hope to see you around more.
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 10:46 PM
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Just pissed off the footbridge. It was glorious.
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 10:14 PM
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I don't celebrate Valentine's Day; it's Single Awareness Day. I'm ready to buy flowers for myself and devour my face in chocolate, dammit!
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 09:47 PM
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I go on omegle to help guys jack off. happy valentine's day everybody.
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 09:36 PM
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You don't have a valentine on Valentine's Day? Some people don't have a mother on Mother's Day or a father on Father's day. So shut the fuck up.
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 08:55 PM
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I pretend to not be as fragile as I actually am.
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 08:49 PM
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I met this girl named Kaitlyn at a party. We danced at one house and made out at another. Would really like to see her again this weekend.
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 07:22 PM
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Studying for the MCAT verbal reasoning section makes me wanna puke.